JAX: for the sake of simplicity and vagueness

JAX: since its a troglodyte party tonight

JAX: ill dub a pivotal variable of my keyboard mindfuck equation “the important numbers”

JAX: so keep your skull peeled for that

JAX: the important numbers are important reya

Bird: i will pummel u into the dirt

JAX: exact mindset im looking for

JAX: so the program within the keyboard is activated via two types of interaction

JAX: button pressing

JAX: and blunt force

Bird: hoo boy

JAX: the keyboard will not require any power source as it will come fully charged

JAX: my keyboards run on batteries so it will be primed and ready for input the moment it comes out of the box