Bird: oh, before i forget

Bird: could u elaborate upon the aforementioned “needlessly complex bullshit” that u intend to program into the keyboard?

JAX: woah is the reya hambleton from fuckin hoochersville using cheap methods to win joeys doxing marathon

JAX: outright demanding i reveal my meticulous blueprints

JAX: what a ballsy move

JAX: i cant believe you would stoop to such chimp brain techniques

Bird: u dont have to if u dont wanna

JAX: alright alright ill tell you everything

JAX: jesus no need to be so confrontational

Bird: -___-

JAX: but ill make sure to phrase my explanation in the most cryptic and gratuitously ornate way so as to prevent u from hogging my schemes

Bird: wow, u really care about this game, huh