JAX: now if he tries to connect and use the keyboard right after unboxing it it wont work

JAX: the initial program is triggered by a certain amount of pressure that needs to be exerted onto the keyboard

JAX: specifically 90 psi

JAX: which is just shy of an average human punch

JAX: and there is a mcdonalds ballpit worth of means by which joey will be able to achieve that amount of force

JAX: be it through hardware defection-induced wrath

JAX: capricious assault on newly-acquired property

JAX: or him dropping it like a moron

JAX: whatever gets the job done

JAX: once the engine detects a 90 or above

JAX: the keyboard will start functioning

JAX: as well as set an internal 24-hour timer