JAX: ok he just proposed a stupidly elaborate way of getting the keyboard from me

JAX: he wants me to hide it somewhere in calloway and then have him find it

Bird: like geocaching?

JAX: what the fuck

JAX: how does everybody know of this thing's existence but me

Bird: u have a boring life

JAX: yeah my fault unfortunately i dont projectile shit my pants and make a spectacle out of every chewed up box of crayons i see on the side of the road

JAX: woah guys check it out i just GEOCACHED 3 loose viagra pills

JAX: they say that for every pill the soul of vince neil will grant you a wish

JAX: except he doesnt actually fulfill the wish

JAX: he just plays a shitty guitar solo and then leaves a blunt under your pillow

JAX: god that really is a joey thing now that i think about it

Bird: WHICH PART

JAX: aggrandizing the most minor shit

JAX: milking every part of his day for entertainment value

Bird: oh

Bird: yeah, i see it

Bird: its not inherently a bad thing

Bird: its just a joey thing