Bird: ok, im back

Bird: wow, he is livid right now

Bird: cant u just give him the keyboard and then discover his address via some other sci fi device, later?

JAX: 1. that would be boring

JAX: 2. hes getting the keyboard regardless im just busting his balls about it cause its funny

Bird: oh?

JAX: like i said

JAX: i need time to modify the keyboard and pump it full of doxing machinery that will tell me where he lives

JAX: so im running over two homeless people with one semi-truck by buying myself time and pissing joey off

Bird: u are

Bird: even a savant at being a dick, systematically

Bird: and now that i think about it, u really do do everything for joey

Bird: just not before giving him a hard time about it

JAX: yeah

JAX: im like his personal bong genie

JAX: just smoke that shit and i appear

Bird: and to think that all those times u pissed off joey

Bird: dangling the reward right in front of his face like hes a dog

Bird: all of those times u said no when u actually meant yes

Bird: all those actions... were a mere distraction, a diversion, a meaningless bit of detail that has no significance whatsoever

Bird: i guess this it what it means to be ginger...

JAX: first of all why are you typing like joey

JAX: second of all

JAX: what

Bird: would u say ur actions were...

Bird: a red HAIRring?

JAX: ...

Bird: :)))

JAX: god that had way too much build up

JAX: that was the equivalent of watching someone try to park for 3 hours only for them to fucking die of dementia

Bird: :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))