人工: Hey so Jaxon has an asasassian after his ass

人工: Perhaps his shady keyboard transactions have finally caught up to him

Bird: what

人工: His window got shot this morning

人工: He accused me of doing it as an act of revenge for the keyboard

人工: and honestly

人工: I don't blame him

Bird: WHAT

人工: I mean I would've been more tasteful about it

人工: Obviously opting for the grapeades over a puny gun but

Bird: JESUS, IS HE OK

人工: Dude

人工: This is Jaxon motherfucking Blaise we're talking about

人工: Bullets are the ones getting episodes in HIS presence

Bird: whats he gonna do???

人工: I don't know

人工: Probably snoop the whole house with a dumb ninja sword or something

人工: Right now we're just trying to figure out who the hell's the mystery bounty hunter

Bird: dude, he should move out

Bird: someone with a GUN knows where he lives

人工: Nah, motherfucker better stay put

人工: I can't have him resetting my Doxathon progress

Bird: oh, the doxing thing

Bird: right

人工: Dude

人工: He has nothing to fear and neither should you

人工: Like I said

人工: He's a Blaise

人工: Totally indestructible

人工: Have you ever read Yū Sasuga’s Terra Formars?

人工: He’s like one of those buff, mutated cockroaches

人工: Minus the 10-pack and plus the chi-chi haircut

人工: The man just doesn't die

Bird: and also he can wield a samurai sword for the sake of being able to say he can wield a samurai sword

人工: Eh, he can afford to be a little superfluous at times

人工: He’s got the talent for that

人工: He’s at that point where weapons, including guns, don’t exactly add or take away from his skill in battle

人工: But rather serve as an accessory

Bird: ur awfully appreciative of the ginger man all the sudden

Bird: did his window assault bring u two together?

人工: Fuck Jaxon and his shitass keyboards he sucks I hope he chokes on a jetski

Bird: word