人工: Have you conjured up any hunches about who the sniper might be?

JAX: it wasnt a sniper

JAX: the shell is a typical sig sauers 9mm round, probably belonging to a cheesy ass sig p226

JAX: so unless the mob boss pays his snipers in condoms i doubt theyd send someone with a pistol

人工: You know guns now?

JAX: i know fucking everything

JAX: ESPECIALLY guns

JAX: but not because i like them

JAX: in fact i deliberately research the absolute dick out of them for the sole purpose of constantly reminding myself how unequivocally lame they are

JAX: its a piece of crooked metal that shoots pea sized dildos at you

JAX: you dont get any lamer than that

人工: I'm sure if the rest of the world possessed the same amount of swagger and skill as you when it comes to wielding anime swords

人工: They would share your sentiment

JAX: this is why i fuckin love calloway man

JAX: everyones always out to kill you with the weirdest shit

JAX: theres a dude with a chainsaw bike that transforms into a jet fueled hoverboard

JAX: theres a cult that insists on fighting exclusively with exotic breeds of cacti

JAX: this city gets me

JAX: save for the asshole that shot my window

人工: People traditionally value efficiency over flashiness when it comes to martial equipment

人工: But I get where you’re coming from

JAX: well mr windowfucker exhibits neither

JAX: its been 30 minutes and no more shots have come in

人工: I was going to ask about that

人工: Hahahaha did he just give up

JAX: this is what im saying man no commitment to the craft whatsoever

人工: Do you presume this incident might have just been the result of a drunken fellow’s wanton prance down the street with a pew pew in-hand?

JAX: nah