JAX: having fun with your synthesized aneurysm

人工: FJNEFIVAEBIFUCKING ANYTHING

人工: ANYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS SHIT

人工: A CHEESY ASS GPS TRACKER WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER

人工: WHY DID I EVEN FOR A SECOND CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU WOULDN’T BE A PICAYUNE PRICK

JAX: i dont know

人工: SHALL THIS BE CONSIDERED AN OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF BEEF THEN?

JAX: seems like it

JAX: we have unspooled lightyears worth of prime beef on these grounds yo

人工: SPLENDID

人工: BECAUSE YES, A REVENGE PLOT IS MOST CERTAINLY IN ACTION

JAX: theres more

JAX: the window wasnt enough

JAX: how the hell am i the picayune one

人工: WHAT FUCKING WINDOW ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

JAX: the one that had a bullet go through it this morning

人工: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

JAX: it means what it means do i have to teach you what happens when bullets go through things

JAX: you know i have a window in my room

JAX: i hear a loud bang and suddenly theres no window

JAX: deleted

人工: what

JAX: that tells me it wasnt you

人工: Wait, somebody just shot your window?

JAX: straight up blasted that shit

JAX: granted me untoward ventilation

人工: Woah

JAX: yeah and i thought that was your way of flopping your dick on the table all high and mighty

JAX: "hey look at me you ginger bitch im bragging about knowing where you live while commiting a felony"

JAX: for a while i thought the keyboard prank pissed you off way more than i had anticipated

JAX: i mean you were still screaming at me like a maniac so that was pretty funny

人工: I wasn't screaming

人工: Typing in caps is therapeutic

人工: So the keyboard really wasn't related to the Doxathon in any way?

JAX: oh no it absolutely had a gps tracker on it but im not getting any signal so im assuming you blacklisted that shit from existence in a fit of rage

人工: Wow

人工: I mean I DID throw it against the wall before unboxing

JAX: good to know youre taking safety precautions for my products

人工: You are a ass huffer

JAX: what can i say

JAX: huffin ass is my business

JAX: alright i have a house a sibling and a skull full of brains to protect from getting slugged

JAX: i gotta go

人工: I have a pseudo-sister to relay this uncanny development to

JAX: reya

人工: Yeah

JAX: i fuckin knew there was some sort of quasi sibling dynamic between you two