JAX: ok i think ive stalled enough

JAX: game time motherfuckers

JAX: im about to tear pages out of their shitty matrix fanfic script and glue in passages from samurai cop

人工: I am excited for this

人工: This is the highlight of my week

人工: Second only to the birth of the Doxathon

Bird: hold on, let me just get this straight

Bird: jaxon is going to patrol his house with an anime sword, potentially stabbing and or peacefully subduing any intruders, while u text him about ur broken keyboard?

JAX: shits gonna be hype

Bird: ...