JAX: you think there is some sort of geocaching mafia

Bird: jax, these are getting more surreal every time

人工: Are you 100% positive that the bullet didn’t make contact with your skull?

人工: But you like

人工: Pulled a Phineas Gage and survived without the frontal lobe

JAX: whatever man

JAX: i am now fully convinved that calloway is full of deranged marxists that lynch and hunt loose private property like a fucking lycanthrope

人工: What are you saying

JAX: im saying some motherfucker is trying plant lead in my spine because i guess i participated in the forbidden witchcraft of geocaching

Bird: geocaching is not that bad