人工: I've done it.
Bird: confessed ur undying love for jaxon?
人工: No
人工: I have devised way to get that keyboard from him
人工: WITHOUT revealing my address
人工: Delivery with total anonymity!
Bird: oh, right, i completely forgot u guys were up to the keyboard skylarking business
人工: It is my pleasure to announce that the keyboard business has reached prodigious levels of skylarking
人工: All thanks to the spontaneous integration of Geocaching
Bird: ur gonna geocache with jax?
人工: Yes ma'am
人工: It is exhilarating
人工: He has never done it before
人工: He is a freshly jellied infant in the world of Geocaching
Bird: ur not worried about him attaching some sort of tracking device to the keyboard and finding out where u live?
人工: Truth be told
人工: I am
人工: I know he is up to some shit
人工: But I will not be bested by him
人工: Not this time
Bird: aight, well, i wish u two the best of luck
Bird: hopefully u can be a better hypothetical parent to him than u were to me
人工: I am an exceptional parent to ANYBODY
Bird: right
人工: I know what you’re about to say
人工: Hark, Joey!
人工: What a preposterous assertion!
人工: How in the brazen, double-battered fuck would you know ANYTHING about parenting if you’ve never had parents?
人工: UHM
人工: Did The Beatles know music theory?
人工: I think not!
Bird: yea, and their music is egregious
人工: I agree
人工: Bad example
人工: What I'm trying to say is
人工: The absence of knowledge in a particular field can sometimes spark serendipitous developments
人工: When you lack skill in something, your brain compensates for that by formulating its own idea of the something, as well as means of expressing itself
人工: Therefore leading to avant-garde performance
人工: I am like the freeform jazz of parenting
人工: I FEEL it out
Bird: im sure u would be delighted to know that that is how most parents go about things
Bird: its 99% improvisation
Bird: the remaining 1% being shit that they learned to NOT do from their own parents
人工: Huh.
Bird: what, u thought there was a parental rulebook on how to raise children?
人工: https://www.amazon.com/Raise-Kids-Arent-Assholes-Parenting/dp/0593086937/
Bird: well, apparently there is
人工: but if u base ur method of disciplining ur children on a book, u are not qualified to be a parent
Bird: that should be apPARENT :)
人工: Then I guess I'm not so different from all the other parents in the world
Bird: ur just missing that 1%
人工: I'll gain that from the book
人工: Now then
人工: As a good parent/guardian
人工: I must inquire
人工: Why aren't you asleep?
Bird: i was talking to jaxon
Bird: now im talking to u
Bird: so, if u think about it, its yalls fault that im not asleep
人工: Right
人工: Jaxon
人工: That loveable cuck
人工: He gave me a keyboard!
人工: or rather
人工: PROMISED to give me one
Bird: i am aware
人工: Uhhhhh I was gonna ask something
Bird: u type very slowly
人工: I KNOW
人工: HIM AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT
人工: It is for that exact reason that I am getting a new keyboard from the ginger man
人工: I'm sure you are quite familiar with his wares
Bird: i most certainly am
Bird: he gave me an air conditioner
人工: Oh yeah
人工: How is that thing, by the way?
Bird: its awesome, so far
人工: May I see it?
Bird: thats a weird request
Bird: are u an air conditioner elitist or something?
人工: Who knows
人工: Maybe I am
Bird: https://amir.is-serious.business/8TjHWZB.png
人工: That
人工: Looks like the fucking pancake sucker thing from Teletubbies
Bird: LOL
Bird: the custard cleaner upper that doubles as a teletubby fellatio apparatus?
人工: What the was it called, again?
Bird: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYCHR-VehQ
Bird: THIS MOTHERFUCKERS NAME IS NOO-NOO
Bird: this video is a 3 minute sequence of JUST SUCKING NOISES
Bird: the description starts off with “Suck! Suck!”
人工: That show was ahead of its time
Bird: It still is
Bird: we are decades away from truly grasping the subtle ingenuity of teletubbies
人工: Well then
人工: Since you seem to be so greatly attached to the slop-tabletop vacuum
人工: I think it is only appropriate that we name your air conditioner “Noo-Noo”
Bird: u are going to give my air conditioner a name?
人工: Why not?
人工: It uh...
人工: ...
人工: ...adds character
人工: You've got to treat every piece of technology with love and care
人工: Especially if that technology was produced by Jaxon Blaise
人工: Which has a high probability of gaining sentience
Bird: alright, "Noo-Noo" it is
