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Bird: thanks again for the air condi jax, i love this thing

Bird: u said it was a prototype?

JAX: yeah an old one too

JAX: i already made a version that has a built-in speaker that can play any audio file you throw at it

Bird: oh, that sounds rad

JAX: its sick

JAX: i use it for jamming all the time

Bird: u think i can upgrade mine to the boombox version as well?

JAX: sure just shoot me your address and ill send that shit over

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人工: NO, STOP

人工: SHUT UP, STOP TALKING, REYA DON'T TELL HIM YOUR ADDRESS

Bird: ok... why?

JAX: christ joey im not gonna fucking swat her

人工: I have a thing planned

人工: A thing that requires you NOT knowing Reya’s address

JAX: are you roleplaying as a conservative mom

人工: Very funny

Bird: one mom is enough, thank you

人工: The sass contribution is entirely optional, just so you know

人工: Sass reserves are already destructively abundant thanks to you, Blaise

JAX: ay fuck it im gonna keep going until we reach sass inflation

Bird: noooo, dont drop the value of sass!!! think of all the starving sassmongers!

JAX: i will build a sass monopoly

JAX: i already run all the sass cartels in calloway

JAX: you motherfuckers are going down

人工: Alright

人工: Now that we have established that Jaxon’s ludicrous amount of sass output is the reason the sass economy is crashing

人工: May I finally get to my thing?

JAX: does this nebulous thing also disallow me to give reya a jukebox air conditioner

人工: No

人工: I just don't want either of us knowing her address yet

Bird: oh wait, i think i know what this is about

JAX: did he cyber-adopt you or something

Bird: joey is this about that stalker game

人工: Precisely

JAX: oh god what the fuck

人工: So get this

人工: We don't know each other’s addresses except for our own, right?

人工: Therefore...

人工: Instead of just wastefully disclosing that piece of information

人工: Why not make it into a competition where there is absolutely no reward other than the satiation of your own selfish competitive nature?

人工: Well...

人工: ...and also the newly acquired knowledge of your friends’ residence

Bird: u need to go outside more

人工: We’re all gonna get outside more once we start playing this thing




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