Bird: thanks again for the air condi jax, i love this thing
Bird: u said it was a prototype?
JAX: yeah an old one too
JAX: i already made a version that has a built-in speaker that can play any audio file you throw at it
Bird: oh, that sounds rad
JAX: its sick
JAX: i use it for jamming all the time
Bird: u think i can upgrade mine to the boombox version as well?
JAX: sure just shoot me your address and ill send that shit over
人工: NO, STOP
人工: SHUT UP, STOP TALKING, REYA DON'T TELL HIM YOUR ADDRESS
Bird: ok... why?
JAX: christ joey im not gonna fucking swat her
人工: I have a thing planned
人工: A thing that requires you NOT knowing Reya’s address
JAX: are you roleplaying as a conservative mom
人工: Very funny
Bird: one mom is enough, thank you
人工: The sass contribution is entirely optional, just so you know
人工: Sass reserves are already destructively abundant thanks to you, Blaise
JAX: ay fuck it im gonna keep going until we reach sass inflation
Bird: noooo, dont drop the value of sass!!! think of all the starving sassmongers!
JAX: i will build a sass monopoly
JAX: i already run all the sass cartels in calloway
JAX: you motherfuckers are going down
人工: Alright
人工: Now that we have established that Jaxon’s ludicrous amount of sass output is the reason the sass economy is crashing
人工: May I finally get to my thing?
JAX: does this nebulous thing also disallow me to give reya a jukebox air conditioner
人工: No
人工: I just don't want either of us knowing her address yet
Bird: oh wait, i think i know what this is about
JAX: did he cyber-adopt you or something
Bird: joey is this about that stalker game
人工: Precisely
JAX: oh god what the fuck
人工: So get this
人工: We don't know each other’s addresses except for our own, right?
人工: Therefore...
人工: Instead of just wastefully disclosing that piece of information
人工: Why not make it into a competition where there is absolutely no reward other than the satiation of your own selfish competitive nature?
人工: Well...
人工: ...and also the newly acquired knowledge of your friends’ residence
Bird: u need to go outside more
人工: We’re all gonna get outside more once we start playing this thing