Bird: welp

Bird: suffice to say

Bird: i understood jackshit

JAX: i dont blame you

Bird: or should i say i understood JAXshit?

JAX: you shouldnt

JAX: not only is it a braindead pun

JAX: but also because you didnt

JAX: not yet at least

JAX: there are assloads of jaxshit that there is to be understood

JAX: by you and the universe

Bird: damn, i got outplayed at my own game

JAX: now

JAX: with all of this having been said

JAX: i am still gonna put a gps tracker on the keyboard