JAX: now to the blind eye the numbers may seem arbitrary but there is a pattern that i use to separate them

JAX: teter is programmed to detect every time joey sends a text message

JAX: sounds vague i know

JAX: cry about it

Bird: will do

JAX: with every text a new important number appears

JAX: the amount of times a number occurs in a message is insignificant

JAX: it is the number itself that matters

JAX: this will be a cakewalk because joey texts in the most asinine way

JAX: instead of typing out his thought in one message he prefers to dripfeed his words in intermittent texts

JAX: because he is inclined on being a sporadic cocktease in every circumstance ever

JAX: idk if hes compensating for the fact that he doesnt know how to use commas or if he really is trying to augment the shit out of every aspect of his speech

Bird: isnt that what u do?

Bird: the comma thing, that is?

JAX: nah, im just lazy

Bird: woah, there, big man

Bird: cool it with the raw talent showcase

JAX: i was never born with the ability of cooling it

JAX: im stuck in a perpetual state of holy christ tits overdrive

Bird: alrighty, now direct that christ tits energy towards finalizing this explanation