JAX: the keyboard will enter spam mode and will start typing random letters every time joey presses a key

JAX: making the keyboard completely unusable

JAX: i feel like im saying “keyboard” too much

JAX: lets call the magic keyboard “teter”

JAX: as in teter typer tapped a trunk of tattered tampons

Bird: sure

JAX: teter will persist with the bullshit until joey becomes fed up and inevitably punts the fuckin thing once more

JAX: to which it will respond by temporarily cutting the bullshit (once again a command catalyzed by blunt force)