JAX: goddammit

JAX: now i gotta stall

Bird: on what?

JAX: giving joey the keyboard that hes been begging me to make

Bird: ooooh, is THE jaxon blaise actually interested in a children’s game???

Bird: how could such a cool guy be wasting his time on baby games when he barely has time to pay for food at restaurants?!

JAX: i dont know what kind of games you grew up with

JAX: the games i played usually didnt involve doxing

Bird: ur loss, bro, doxing is the shiiiiiiiiit

Bird: yeah, i cant even take myself seriously

Bird: i dunno what the fuck joey is on

JAX: the dudes bored and id be lying if i wasnt too so i thought hey why not kick his ass at his own game

Bird: how generous of u

Bird: what do u have in mind, are u gonna place a gps tracker on the keyboard before giving it to him?

JAX: i was initially gonna go with the cheap ass gps shit

JAX: but hed notice immediately

JAX: hes a one hell of an idiot but hes not stupid

Bird: ._.

JAX: i gotta spice this shit up somehow

JAX: bring some flavor to the table you know

JAX: im gonna program some needlessly complex bullshit into the keyboard and get his address that way

Bird: incredible work, it is almost as if u were born for doxing people!

JAX: im telling you i didnt grow up with it

JAX: i just happen to be a savant at everything

JAX: especially the art of getting under joeys skin

Bird: oh, speak of the joey

Bird: im getting a message from him right now, hold on