人工: Geocaching is a tremendously fun activity for children of all ages

JAX: man all the 50 year old kids in the world are havin a fuckin field day right now

人工: Oh shut it

人工: I discovered Geocaching through Reya, actually

人工: That was one of the first interactions I ever had with another person

人工: It is a vast, borderline cultist organization of people that hide multifarious things around the globe

人工: Everything from useless garbage to ancient relics

人工: On their website you see the location and exact coordinates of each cache, as they call it

人工: And it is then your mission to find that cache

人工: And reap the spoils

人工: To be respectful, however

人工: You are morally obligated to replace the item that you took

人工: With an item of your own

人工: Indiana Jones style

人工: The value of each cache is self-determining

人工: So nobody will judge you for replacing a USB with a half rotten apple core

JAX: you havent watched indiana jones

JAX: or goodfellas for that matter

人工: It's the thought that counts

人工: As I was saying

人工: Geocaching is like its own recreational ecosystem of finding, keeping, and giving

人工: It's awesome and fun and just so happens to be the perfect solution to our transactional keyboard quandary

JAX: this sounds like the luncheables equivalent of toddler activities

JAX: it gives off the same amount of parental negligence

人工: Do not blaspheme the honorable name of Geocaching

人工: It is a sacred activity

JAX: ok

人工: So...

人工: ...we're doing this then?

JAX: cant say ive ever "geocached" before so why not add it to my endless arsenal of useless shit ive experienced

人工: superb

人工: Just put it in a nice cardboard container and place it in a location that would be most comfortable for me to retrieve it from

人工: You absolutely won't regret this

人工: The only worry I have now is leaving the box exposed to theft or removal

JAX: dude calloway is the last place that has laws and people that give a rats ass about random boxes appearing in places

JAX: if anything itll be celebrated

JAX: like yeah thank you for donating more stupid shit to our town heres a medal made of cornstarch and plutonium

人工: Alright, Blaise

人工: You have succesfully persuaded me to carry through with my own idea

人工: You truly are a silver-tongued wordsmith

JAX: i know right

JAX: i just keep coming out with the hits dont i