人工: IF YOU’RE SLEEPING, WAKE UP

Bird: im not sleeping

Bird: im actually talkin to

人工: JAXON RECENTLY GIFTED YOU AN AIR CONDITIONER, RIGHT?

Bird: uh yeah

人工: AND NEITHER OF YOU KNOW EACH OTHERS’ ADDRESSES RIGHT?

Bird: mhm

人工: HOW WAS THE TRANSFER EXECUTED WITHOUT THE INVOLVEMENT OF HOME ADDRESS DISCOVERY?

Bird: oh

Bird: we just met up and he gave me this lil box

Bird: it looked underwhelming

Bird: i thought he was joshing me, but the moment i threw it on the ground it transformed into the thing standing in my room right now

人工: THAT FUCKER

人工: ALRIGHT GET SOME SLEEP REYA

人工: I AM GONNA GO WREAK VERBAL HAVOC ON THE GINGER

Bird: godspeed