JAX: holy shit you werent kidding when you said you typed slow

JAX: it felt like you were doing that thing where youre texting on the shitter but you already wiped your ass and you dont wanna expose your phone to shit particles so you just kinda use your elbows to type

人工: Merely typing on this keyboard feels like wiping ass

人工: And the ass is not mine

JAX: how long have you had that thing for

人工: Since the day I learned how to open the front door

人工: Which also happens to be the day I learned that things just appear there

人工: This keyboard was one of the first door gifts I had received

人工: At least

人工: From what I can remember

人工: I can’t wait to rid myself of this piece of trash

人工: And receive an exclusive

人工: State of the art

人工: Jaxon-made alternative

JAX: well you kinda rimmed your own ass if thats the case

人工: Yeah

人工: I realize now is literally the worst time to agree to this keyboard deal

人工: But god dammit

人工: My frustration with my current piece of hardware far outweighs my dedication for the Doxathon

JAX: that doesnt sound on brand but hey ill take it

人工: You DO know that I KNOW that you will try something

人工: Right?

JAX: oh absolutely

JAX: but you knowing that does not stop me from trying said something

人工: Yes

人工: I know that

人工: Just making sure we’re on THE SAME PAGE