人工: It would seem we have an unexpected contender in the Doxathon

Bird: god, would u shut the fuck up about that

JAX: well since the national sport of toddlers is joeys orphan treasure hunt

人工: Geocaching

JAX: then doxing seems to be the national sport of calloway

JAX: who knows perhaps joeys a trendsetter

Bird: oh speaking of that, i heard joey didnt appreciate the keyboard much did he?

JAX: yeah i dont know what the fuck is up with his ungrateful ass

JAX: i go through all this trouble to build him the finest piece of claviature on planet earth and he repays me by shooting my window and lambasting me all morning

人工: By all means

人工: I would KILL

人工: To be able to take credit for Mr. Window Gunner’s splendid work right now

Bird: yea, u would have to kill jaxon

人工: Good... one?

人工: There’s probably a timeline out there where the bullet did kill Jaxon, and I was the perpetrator

Bird: so, ur saying the only way u couldve been responsible for shooting jaxon is if the shot was lethal?

人工: No!

人工: What?

人工: I am simply claiming that I would love to be in the sniper’s shoes right now

人工: I'd love it so much, in fact

人工: That I would commit hypothetical homicide in order to achieve that position

JAX: i feel like both of you tried to go for some layered joke right now but the execution was utter dogshit

人工: I was just attempting to flip you off in a paradoxically elaborate manner

人工: Reya was doing her own thing

Bird: i plead guilty to doin my own thing