人工: OI

人工: DICKHEAD

人工: ANSWER

JAX: dont you think youre being a little too hasty on the revenge plot trigger there writer man

人工: I’M GLAD WE’RE AT LEAST ON THE SAME PAGE, BLAISE

人工: YOUR ADMIRABLE SHARPNESS HAS ONCE AGAIN SPARED ME FROM A TEDIOUS DELINEATION OF MY CURRENT STATE OF UTTER HATRED TOWARDS YOU

JAX: im glad you continued the shitty writing puns

JAX: you know you make it very difficult to not be on the same page as you

JAX: you have a very loud presence

JAX: like say a bullet shattering a pane of glass

人工: THAT WAS ODDLY POETIC OF YOU

人工: DID YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR BACKWARDS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE OR ARE YOU ON YOUR THIRD JAZZ CIG?

JAX: neither

人工: OH JAXON SHITBLAISE

人工: THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE—OR ANY OTHER HUMAN LEXICON FOR THAT MATTER—WAS NOT ENDOWED WITH THE ABILITY TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE YOUR STUPID FUCKING GUTS RIGHT NOW

JAX: im sure if calloway had a language it would have a fair shot

JAX: i take it you didnt dig the board

人工: GEE WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA

人工: PARDON ME IF THIS IS A BIT OF A BOLD TAKE, BUT I LIKE MY MESSAGES TO NOT BE BURIED UNDER MYRIADS OF LETTERS ARBITRARILY CHOSEN BY YOUR BRAINDEAD KEYBOARD A.I.

JAX: your text looks fine to me

JAX: albeit a little capital-heavy

人工: THATS BECAUSE I ALREADY SWITCHED TO MY ORIGINAL KEYBOARD, YOU FUCK

JAX: damn what a shame

JAX: i wanted to see you text like a rabid calculator

JAX: if youre gonna bust my balls about this at least let me see the fruits of my labor

人工: OH DONT YOU WORRY

人工: I WILL RECREATE THE EXPERIENCE I HAD WITH YOUR BOVINE KEYBOARD

人工: YOU'VE GOT A FRONT ROW SEAT TO THIS SHIT

JAX: oh am i getting the vip treatment for charades night

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