This is Jaxon Blaise.
Jaxon has just been rudely awoken by a sudden, window-borne bullet. Calloway is a bizarre place, but this is simply absurd. Jaxon is just a simple boy with a passion for inventing scientifically inexplicable gadgets, creating his own martial art styles, collecting weapons (specifically of the melee variety), and merging them with instruments (specifically of the brass variety) through dubious engineering for dubious results. He has emetophobia, a love for unique insults, and a tendency to be weirdly attracted to women with the physical features of a feline from Japanese cartoons.
He can also play the tenor saxophone.
Gosh, there is just so much going on right now, I’m afraid we won’t even have time to introduce this lovely young man!
Surely we at least have enough time to let everyone know that his online alias is: JAX
...which also happens to be the name of his hardware brand.
At the moment he seems to be sitting on his bed, closely examining the smoking tip of his uninvited, 9 millimeter-long guest. Ew, why did I have to say it like that.