人工: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

人工: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

人工: 6666666666666666666666666666666666

人工: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss

人工: ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Bird: is this a cipher or has calloway finally pulled a language out of its ass?

人工: 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

人工: 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

人工: 333333333333343333333333333333333

人工: 44444444444444444444444444444444444

人工: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

人工: I cant find the O

人工: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE

人工: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Bird: ???

人工: Sorry I was fixing this

Bird: oh

Bird: did he, like, lace ur keyboard with grape sized grenades or something?

人工: Nah

人工: The destructive credit here goes exclusively to my hands and their ability to transmute my rage into property damage

人工: Though "Grapeades" sound like a revolutionary idea

人工: If you tell someone their newly-purchased piece of hardware comes free with “grapeade” they would look for the nearest crevice from which to sip their delicious hidden beverage

人工: Only to get a spontaneous nose job from the ghost of robert fucking oppenheimer himself

Bird: well, at least u have been provided with a good sales pitch

Bird: sooo, care to tell me what prompted the keyboard demolition? does he know where u live now?

人工: YOU W44444OULD 444444THINK THAT’S THE CASE

人工: BUT N222222222O

人工: T55HE PETTY FUCKER HAD THE P555ERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO FIGUR55E OUT MY LOCATIO5N

人工: AND ALL HE44444444444 DID

人工: WA11111S GIVE 111ME A D11111EFECTIVE KEYBOARD WHERE THE KEYS HAVE A GODDAMN STR11111111OKE EVERY TWO SECONDS

Bird: isnt that what the keys on a keyboard are supposed to do?

人工: Yeah11111 you’re hil1arious

人工: If77777 only your pun77s had the po777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777wer to cure this key777board of sucking77 gar7gantuan quantities of wombat7 ass

Bird: is the oddly specific sucking of wombat ass referring to how it spams random numbers while u type?

人工: W4444ell it’s favoring numbers NOW for som4e reason, before it w4as just spamming444444 random letters

Bird: ah

人工: Shit sucks3333333 m33an

Bird: so, whats the course of action besides pummeling the poor keyboard into the ground?

人工: Sant777777a’s gonna come early for him th7777777is y7ear

人工: What is sant22222222222222222a bringin?

人工: A bra000000nd new00000 keybo0ard that functions properly and doesnt look like its been sent through a fucking wo00000000000000odchipper?

人工: Don't be silly!

人工: Santa’s givin4444444g Mr. Blaise an idea for a million-dollar invention t4444444hat will make your r4444444un-of-the-mill explosives obsolete!

人工: Gr22ape-sized grenades that c222222an be lurking in any of your hou2sehold ite222ms? “Golly! If only we had such 2222doodads during the cold war!” cried the U.S. military in the middle o22222f the night, re2222stless in their dumb beds

人工: H5555e will go down in history as the dude that inven55555555ted the most bombastic and arguably counterproductive sp5555555ying 55device in history.

人工: TH444444AT IS IF HE HAPP4444444ENS TO S4444URVIVE THE MOTHERFUC4444KING TEST RUN OF HI4S OWN INVENTION

人工: WH111ICH WILL MAKE ITS SURPRISE E111NTRANCE ONE UNAS1SUMING MORNING1

人工: BY GO1111111ING THROUGH HIS FUCKING11111111 WINDOW