Bird: there, are you happy?

人工: Ohhhhhhhh NOW I remember!

人工: That was the VERY SAME NIGHT YOU ASKED ME FOR HELP WITH YOUR STORY!

人工: HOW COULD I FORGET SUCH A PARAMOUNT OCCURRENCE?

Bird: are u done

人工: Boy I really am great aren’t I?

人工: What magnanimity!

人工: To just share my knowledge with you like that

Bird: i knew i would regret asking u

人工: Has your writing improved after our consultation?

Bird: ...

人工: I will interpret those ellipses as a "Yes"

人工: It's nothing, really

人工: I'm just always happy to help a friend in need!

Bird: I will strangle you.

人工: Strangle me with gratitude???

Bird: With my own two hands.

人工: HANDS OF GRATITUDE???

Bird: ...

人工: No way...

人工: GASP

人工: Ellipses of gratitude as well?

人工: Now you're just spoiling me

Bird: Please shut the fuck up.

人工: I'm afraid I have no choice

人工: I will HAVE to shut the fuck up in a few minutes